I Wish

Whenever I see
The Two of Them
I Wish

I Wish
That I was strong
And violent, like a
Female Vlad the Impaler.

I Wish
That I was cunning
And manipulative, like a
Female Machiavelli.

I Wish
That I was charming
And debonair, like a
Female Cassanova.

I Wish
That I was male,
So that she would see me.